i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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