counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
