Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
