dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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