I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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