So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Randomize