I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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