"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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