Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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