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That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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