If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
how does that bad decision feel?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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