I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize