I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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