on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Randomize