I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
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I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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