Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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