Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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