Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
