in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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