mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Randomize
