she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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