Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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