I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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