After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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