that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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