Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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