Me. At least after what I've been through.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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