i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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