I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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