super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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