She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
