i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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