I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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