so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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