Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
