I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
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Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.