that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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