That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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