who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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