Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
