im about as happy as oj after his trial
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
ugly people sure do ruin things
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Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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