I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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