Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
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all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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