And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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