He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
