i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Randomize