i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Just cropdusted the office
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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