WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Just pee around me
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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