I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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