I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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