with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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