This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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