He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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