if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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