Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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