I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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