I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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